Thursday, May 14, 2009

Some Funny Jokes

From my last giveaway, I have chosen some funny jokes left on the comments I´d like to share with you.

Here they are:

"A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that thenext day , he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an earlymorning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wroteon a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where heknew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only todiscover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he wasabout to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paperby the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.""


"Here's a salad joke:
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad "dressing"! "


"How do you make budwiser?
answer- send him to school. ha ha"


"A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, " When we were first married, I would come home from the office and my wife would bring my slippers and out cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years, it's all different. When i come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."


"Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their chairs!"


You can find a lot of more jokes HERE, on the comments left on that post.

I hope you had a laugh :)


Star of the East said...

He heeeeeee love the two marriage jokes :D

Jennifer said...

These are great! LOL!

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